Currently in heavy rotation.

(Source: Spotify)


"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

People who say shit like “MURICA!” OR “GOD BLESS AMERICA!” to mock the US are wild corny and usually have nothing of substance to say. You’re not edgy, your commentary is hack, and you’re just annoying.